can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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