i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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