dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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