just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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