So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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