The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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