I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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