I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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