Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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