to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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