didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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