love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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