What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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