So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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