she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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