We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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