gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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