And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
operation harelip BJ is a go
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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