Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have fence marks all over my body
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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