they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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