I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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