dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I did not marry a roomba.
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