just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
where am i from again
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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