a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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