I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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