is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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