therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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