are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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