before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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