nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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