let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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