Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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