That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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