no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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