White coat. Heels.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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