omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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