id be glad to
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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