So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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