why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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