Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
