Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
