a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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