My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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