Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I die, sorry about rent.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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