Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
MIDGETS
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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