I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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