alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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There r osticjed everywhere
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
ok first of all what the fuck
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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