I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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