I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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