Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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