just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
