Its about making memories worth repressing
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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