Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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