I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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