I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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