So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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