Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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