you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dicks are not precious.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You did what with his pubic hair?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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