how can u be prego again
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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