508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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